I made this little list while drinking Guinness and shots of Bushmills at an Irish Pub called The Ivy House not far from our B&B. Fortunately I had the presence of mind to take notes as I managed to accomplish task#1 on the list rather quickly. So, for those of you who have yet to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, here are some tips (from the source) on how to be Irish.
1. Get loads drunk.
2. Start a fight.
3. Learn an Irish song.
4. Hate Irish celebrities.
5. Be friendly to all.
6. Wear green.
7. Know (by heart) a song by Oasis.
8. Participate in a “breezer” (as in Bacardi Breezer – insert straw in bottle, tilt head back, say a prayer, and try to finish first).
9. Slug an Englishman.
10. Snog an Irishman.
11. Do an Irish jig.
And last, but not least…
12. Be sure to tell someone “Póg Mo Thón” (kiss my ass) or just wear the shorts!
hmm...do these shorts make my butt look big?
2 comments:
Even better, snog some of us red heads ;-) But not the boy red heads, they are icky.
hahaa... i will leave that to huong, she is heading back to dublin tomorrow!
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